A former friend, who always seemed - and likely still is - too afraid too brave the world, I think even in his innermost thoughts, once told me that there are two major factions fighting for dominance. Surprisingly, and after very deep reflection, I came to the conclusion that he was right that one time. I even came to see the full picture, better than anyone has so far. I feel like half-apologizing to the guy, but first I have to share The Truth with my readership.
It’s all about duality. Those two grand forces. Like Yin and Yang. Like Eros and Thanatos. Like 1 and 0. Like Apollo and Paul.
The one faction is the Globalist Union. It includes all the powerful good guys and girls. The rich philanthropists, ecologists, impact investors, peace interventionists, royals and so on. The stakeholders of this world. Those who can and do care to effectively guide humanity and the planet towards a better future. Perhaps even utopia. The faction also includes the entirety of left, right and center political parties, a plethora of enlightened civic organizations and the various churches, all of whom wisely cooperate with the aforementioned noble aristocratic elite meritocracy.
The other faction is almost exclusively comprised of petty loser capitalists, who both can’t make enough to outshine their rivals in net worth and virtue and (well deserved) virtue signaling, and see their influence and somewhat inferior genetics decline as time marches on. Yet, they are still numerous and rather influential. Organized in secret through the A.N.C.A.P. Society, a sacred blood pact of proto-Stirnerian egoists, they use cutting edge subversive tactics to undermine and discredit their honorable betters in the GU.
In truth, this is an occult war that’s been going on for millennia.
Around 12000 years ago, the ANCAPS, who back then dominated the city of Athens, used seismic weapons to undo the Atlantean Empire before it could achieve utopia. The Egyptian Priesthood preserved this knowledge and through Solon it reached Plato (a GU Mystic), who in good faith, concerned of scaring the masses with evidence of weapons of mass destruction1, describes the incident as a colossal natural disaster.
In the cursed year 323 BC, ANCAPS agents poisoned AlexDaGreatestGU just before he could liberate and enlighten the rest of the world. Eight centuries later, they bribed Attila the Hun to destroy the Roman Empire. The savage was stopped by the Grace of GU Pope Leo I, who was assisted by the holograms of saints Peter and Paul. The empire long survived, but, majorly sabotaged, further times too, failed at utopia. Justinian came close to restoring the dream, but the seismic weapons were activated once more and massive volcanic eruptions caused his namesake plague.
The next great - and best until that point - GU attempt was with the British Empire. If only the ANCAPS didn’t incite that settler revolt that resulted into The States! But their subversion was beaten back and their upstart hellhole turned into the powerbase for the next humane attempt at paradise.
Which brings us to modern times.
In recent years, ANCAPS managed to sabotage NASA’s ability to return to the moon, but don’t worry, GU Musk will lead us straight to Mars. Lately, with the GU dream ever closer, and having lost their tectonic powers2, them pesky ANCAPS unleashed BatgoblinFlu2019 to destroy the global economy and cause suspicion among the benevolent GU nations and leaders. The GU retaliated by deploying their powerful 23andme-based injection technology, but the cornered ANCAPS have become way too underhanded.
They accused GU of democide and eugenics and a bad intentioned new world order, perverting the teachings of the New Normal gospel. They vandalized political campaign stages all over the world, always installing the words ‘Built Back Better’. They infiltrated police forces, allowed the toppling of GU statues and arrested GU Thunberg and Patsy Smith. Convinced much of the populace that GU Gates will dampen the sun before he relocates to labor in an agrarian communist commune. That 5G did not increase internet speeds and that increased sickness and death since 2021 are not caused by Ancapogenic Climate Change. Even that GU Putin is in truth ANCAPS.
As the conflicted populace observes in awe and horror, the two sides remain locked into what has to be the final war for global dominion. Which side are you on?
To be continued…3
(by then already headquartered in Mesopotamia)
(the real reason behind 9/11 and GU Bush liberating Iraq)
(in real life)